2000 Kim Possible 300 Fantasy Edition

2000 Season Fantasy Edition (Downtown City 300 @ Kim Possible Motor Speedway, March 18th, 2000) Edit

Notes Edit

  • Curse-words will be censored out by *bleep*s.

Car Numbers, Sponsors, Manufacturers, and Drivers Edit

  1. 00 Cheez-It Pontiac (Eddy's Brother from "Ed, Edd n Eddy")
  2. 01 Ericsson Chevrolet (Dexter from "Dexter's Laboratory")
  3. 1 Bob Evan's Chevrolet (Elmer The Boil Kid)
  4. 2 AcDelco Chevrolet (Eddwin Marion)
  5. 3 NAPA Chevrolet (Boomer Rowdyruff)
  6. 4 Porter Cable Pontiac (Brick Rowdyruff)
  7. 7 BAND-AID Chevrolet (Wilt Michaels)
  8. 8 Kleenex Chevrolet (Brock Harrison)
  9. 9 GAIN Ford (Reggie Bullnerd)
  10. 10 Nesquik Chevrolet (Carl Wheezer)
  11. 15 Albertson's Chevrolet (Sid Phillips)
  12. 17 Visine Chevrolet (Terrence Kazoo)
  13. 18 MBNA Pontiac (Johnny 2X4)
  14. 20 AT&T Pontac (Yugi Mutoh)
  15. 21 Rockwell Automation Chevrolet (Sedusa from "The Powerpuff Girls")
  16. 22 MBNA Pontiac (Libby Folfax)
  17. 23 AGREE Racing Team Chevrolet (Anti-Wanda)
  18. 24 PEPSI Chevrolet (Ash Ketchum)
  19. 25 Lance Snacks Chevrolet (Katara)
  20. 30 Little Trees Chevrolet (Anti-Cosmo)
  21. 34 AFG Gears Chevrolet (Mandark)
  22. 37 WOLF Chevrolet (Dash Baxter from "Danny Phantom")
  23. 43 Quality Inn Chevrolet (Misty Ketchum)
  24. 44 Slim Jim Chevrolet (Kim Possible)
  25. 45 Sprint Chevrolet (Ron Stoppable)
  26. 46 Civil Air Patrol Chevrolet (Tea Gardner)
  27. 48 Goulds Pumps Chevrolet (Martin from "The Simpsons")
  28. 50 Dr. Pepper Chevrolet (Vicky The Evil Babysitter)
  29. 53 Team Marines Racing Chevrolet (Joey Wheeler)
  30. 55 Kleenex Ford (Hogarth Hughes)
  31. 57 Excedrin Chevrolet (Danny Fenton)
  32. 60 Winn-Dixie Ford (Mitch Mitchelson)
  33. 63 Superflo Chevrolet (Seto Kaiba)
  34. 66 TropArtic Chevrolet (Flatts The Flounder)
  35. 68 Nexview Ford (Jimbo from "The Simpsons")
  36. 81 Tracfone Chevrolet (Butch Rowdyruff)
  37. 82 Olympics Chevrolet (Sarah Monobrow)
  38. 83 Graybar Chevrolet (May Kanker)
  39. 87 Cellular One Pontiac (Lee Kanker)
  40. 88 SCANA Ford (Nazz from "Ed Edd n, Eddy")
  41. 90 CTS Chevrolet (Marie Kanker)
  42. 92 ALTEL Chevrolet (Dolph from "The Simpsons")
  43. 96 Island Oasis Chevrolet (Kearney from "The Simpsons")

Race Winner Edit

  • #2 AcDelco Chevrolet (Eddwin Marion)

Number Of Laps Edit

  • 200

Number Of Cautions Edit

  • 10

Quotes Edit

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  • (Wiki special begins in Kim and Ron's hauler with Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Katara, Johnny 2x4, Eddwin Marion, Edd, Jackie, Carl Wheezer, Sarah and Ed eating breakfast)
  • Ron: Woo-hoo! The Kim Possible 300! You pumped for this, K.P?
  • Kim: I'm pumped as much as you are, Ron. Just keep it professional like a REAL NASCAR driver.
  • Ron: Professional. No prob!
  • Kim (in unison): No prob!
  • Kim: Jinx. You owe me a soda.
  • Rufus: Mmmm! Soda! *squeak*
  • Carl: Your pet Rufus is cute, Ron. I sure wish I had a naked mole rat pet just like him. He's really cool.
  • Rufus: Awwww...(climbs onto Carl's shoulder and gives his side cheek a hug)
  • Katara: Carl, maybe Rufus shouldn't come in contact with you like that! What about your allergies?
  • Carl: Oh, don't worry, pretty girl. Nothing's gonna happen. Especially since Jimmy invented and gave me a special medicine that would permanently cure my allergies and never give me an allergic reaction to any animal fur or no fur again for as long as I'll live. Well, except for fish.
  • Ron: Alright, Carl! Boo-yah!
  • Rufus: Yeah!
  • Kim: That friend of yours is real brilliant.
  • Edd: Tell me, Eddwin, what's it like racing in the Busch series division?
  • Eddwin: Ah, it's pretty cool, Eddward. I just wish I was up in the Winston Cup with you, my new sister-in-law and the rest of your teammates you've made friends with over the years. But that's not to say I haven't made friends here in the Busch series division.
  • Jackie: Well, Eddwin, Edd AND I both think you were THE best man at our wedding (referring to the wiki page-special "I Now Pronounce You Ed and Wife") and we're proud of you for you winning career in Go-Karts, late model Stock Cars and the ARCA Remax series.
  • Eddwin: How could I not be the best man for my long-lost brother? I mean, we're still pretty new to each other, yet we've made quite a brotherly bond. And don't forget, I also came in second place to Carl here in the DAYTONA Busch series race. (the race prior to the "2000 Daytona 500 Fantasy Edition wiki")
  • Carl: Yeah, I was actually pretty proud of myself. *snorty laugh* I just hope I didn't accidentally steal victory from you or make you angry.
  • Eddwin: No worries, Carl. Unlike Team REXCOR you won AND came in first place FAIR AND SQUARE.
  • Ed: Pardon me, Mr. Eddwin, but can I have your autograph!? You are SO much cooler than the bad itch, Skipper's older brother, Skipper Senior!
  • Eddwin: You mean Eddy, right? I gotta say, you were right to tell Edd the truth about him, Jackie. Edd had told me about him in his letters to me before I visited you guys back in what's no longer the Peach Creek cul-de-sac. (reference to the MC&TTTTWF episode, "Like a Brother To Ed")
  • Jackie: Thank you so much, Eddwin.
  • Edd: Likewise, Eddwin, Eddy always got me involved in melee. Whether it was scams or just making me go along with his wrongdoings. He made me look like such a sham!!!! I'm thankful I don't associate myself with him anymore. NO ONE should. And to add to Ed's statement, unlike Eddy's brother, everything YOU have done is NO lie and you're actually a devoted, non-violent brother at that. And unlike Eddy, you treat me the way siblings AND friends are meant to.
  • Johnny: Right on! Plank here wishes he had siblings like you guys.
  • Sarah: As long as those siblings don't bug you to join you when they can't handle a little rain! My brother the idiot bugged me to come with him because a little rain was too scary for him. (referring to the "2000 Powerpuff Girls 400 Fantasy Edition wiki" taking place 2 days after) I thought he LIKED the rain. (referring to the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episode, "Read All About Ed")
  • Katara: C'mon, Sarah. Ed must put a lot of trust and love in you because you're his sister. And you've stood up to the worst of things. To him, you're like a hero to him.
  • Sarah: Hey, when you put it like that...
  • Ed: Aw, hug?
  • Sarah: Touch me and I'll beat you to a pulp.
  • Ed: Ah, the good ol' days.

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  • ("TNN Motorsports Intro" plays)
  • (Commentator quotes here)
  • Track P.A Announcer: And now for the most famous words in all of motorsports, please welcome your grand marshal, Middleton City's own Wade! *crowd cheers EXTREMELY loudly*
  • Wade: GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES! *crowd cheers EXTREMELY loudly*(engines start and rev loudly, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering crowd) 
  • (scene cuts to Kim's cockpit)  
  • Kim: It's time for action! Ready, Ron?  
  • (scene then cuts to Ron's cockpit)  
  • Ron: Read ya loud and clear, K.P!  
  • (Scene then cuts to Eddwin Marion's cockpit) 
  • Eddwin: Maybe this time around, I can win my first NASCAR race and make Edd and Jackie TWICE as proud!  
  • (Scene then cuts to Nazz's cockpit)  
  • Nazz: Right on, dude! But don't think we'll go easy on ya out there. Anyone who's Team REXCOR are the people we DON'T want to win so ALL of us need to give it our all!  
  • Nick Dean (voice only; Nazz's husband/crew chief): Slick tip there. Put on a good show, babe. I'm here if ya need me. 
  • Nazz: Aw, hon. You know I can handle myself well out there. Either way, you being here as my crew chief is SUPER sweet.  

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  • Eli Gold (TNN / in unison to the crowd HYSTERICALLY cheering): We're glad you're with us on TNN Sports as we are set to begin the Kim Possible 300 here at the Kim Possible Motor Speedway! *crowd cheers LOUDER as the pace-car pulls into the pits* Monique pulls the pace-car onto the pit-road as Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable will lead the field down to the start/finish line, awaiting the green flag.... *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by Rufus, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering crowd*... as Rufus the Naked Mole Rat waves it! We are underway in the Kim Possible 300! 

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Trivia Edit

  • Since this is the 2000 season and this wiki-race being a NASCAR Busch Series race, the commentators on TV (TNN) will be Eli Gold, Buddy Baker (1941-2015), and Dick Berggren.
  • The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race will be Mike Bagley and Dan Hubbard (in the booth), Fred Armstrong (in Turns 1 & 2), and Mike Massaro (Backstretch, backstraightaway, and Turn #3).
  • This is the 2nd of 9 NASCAR Busch Series' episodes featured in the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-race series.
  • The TV pit reporters (TNN) will be Bill Weber, Dr. Jerry Punch, Marty Schneider, Matt Yocum, and Wally Dallenbach.
  • The radio pit reporters (MRN Radio) will be Winston Kelley, Steve "The Postman" Post, Alex Hayden, Jason Toy, Jim Phillips, Krista Voda, Kyle Rickey, and Adam Alexander.
  • This is Eddwin Marion's last full-race before his fatal accident the next event in Citysville.
  • The Kim Possible Motor Speedway is a spoof of Charlotte Motor Speedway.
  • Edd and Jackie visit the race while their Happy Hour (final practice) session (Saturday) in PPG Motor Speedway was rained out.

Kim Possible Motor Speedway (spoof of Charlotte Motor Speedway) Edit