(Wiki special begins in Kim and Ron's hauler with Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Katara, Johnny 2x4, Eddwin Marion, Edd, Jackie, Carl Wheezer, Sarah and Ed eating breakfast)
Ron: Woo-hoo! The Kim Possible 300! You pumped for this, K.P?
Kim: I'm pumped as much as you are, Ron. Just keep it professional like a REAL NASCAR driver.
Ron: Professional. No prob!
Kim (in unison): No prob!
Kim: Jinx. You owe me a soda.
Rufus: Mmmm! Soda! *squeak*
Carl: Your pet Rufus is cute, Ron. I sure wish I had a naked mole rat pet just like him. He's really cool.
Rufus: Awwww...(climbs onto Carl's shoulder and gives his side cheek a hug)
Katara: Carl, maybe Rufus shouldn't come in contact with you like that! What about your allergies?
Carl: Oh, don't worry, pretty girl. Nothing's gonna happen. Especially since Jimmy invented and gave me a special medicine that would permanently cure my allergies and never give me an allergic reaction to any animal fur or no fur again for as long as I'll live. Well, except for fish.
Ron: Alright, Carl! Boo-yah!
Kim: That friend of yours is real brilliant.
Edd: Tell me, Eddwin, what's it like racing in the Busch series division?
Eddwin: Ah, it's pretty cool, Eddward. I just wish I was up in the Winston Cup with you, my new sister-in-law and the rest of your teammates you've made friends with over the years. But that's not to say I haven't made friends here in the Busch series division.
Jackie: Well, Eddwin, Edd AND I both think you were THE best man at our wedding (referring to the wiki page-special "I Now Pronounce You Ed and Wife") and we're proud of you for you winning career in Go-Karts, late model Stock Cars and the ARCA Remax series.
Eddwin: How could I not be the best man for my long-lost brother? I mean, we're still pretty new to each other, yet we've made quite a brotherly bond. And don't forget, I also came in second place to Carl here in the DAYTONA Busch series race. (the race prior to the "2000 Daytona 500 Fantasy Edition wiki")
Carl: Yeah, I was actually pretty proud of myself. *snorty laugh* I just hope I didn't accidentally steal victory from you or make you angry.
Eddwin: No worries, Carl. Unlike Team REXCOR you won AND came in first place FAIR AND SQUARE.
Ed: Pardon me, Mr. Eddwin, but can I have your autograph!? You are SO much cooler than the bad itch, Skipper's older brother, Skipper Senior!
Eddwin: You mean Eddy, right? I gotta say, you were right to tell Edd the truth about him, Jackie. Edd had told me about him in his letters to me before I visited you guys back in what's no longer the Peach Creek cul-de-sac. (reference to the MC&TTTTWF episode, "Like a Brother To Ed")
Jackie: Thank you so much, Eddwin.
Edd: Likewise, Eddwin, Eddy always got me involved in melee. Whether it was scams or just making me go along with his wrongdoings. He made me look like such a sham!!!! I'm thankful I don't associate myself with him anymore. NO ONE should. And to add to Ed's statement, unlike Eddy's brother, everything YOU have done is NO lie and you're actually a devoted, non-violent brother at that. And unlike Eddy, you treat me the way siblings AND friends are meant to.
Johnny: Right on! Plank here wishes he had siblings like you guys.
Sarah: As long as those siblings don't bug you to join you when they can't handle a little rain! My brother the idiot bugged me to come with him because a little rain was too scary for him. (referring to the "2000 Powerpuff Girls 400 Fantasy Edition wiki" taking place 2 days after) I thought he LIKED the rain. (referring to the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episode, "Read All About Ed")
Katara: C'mon, Sarah. Ed must put a lot of trust and love in you because you're his sister. And you've stood up to the worst of things. To him, you're like a hero to him.
Eli Gold (TNN / in unison to the crowd HYSTERICALLY cheering): We're glad you're with us on TNN Sports as we are set to begin the Kim Possible 300 here at the Kim Possible Motor Speedway! *crowd cheers LOUDER as the pace-car pulls into the pits* Monique pulls the pace-car onto the pit-road as Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable will lead the field down to the start/finish line, awaiting the green flag.... *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by Rufus, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering crowd*... as Rufus the Naked Mole Rat waves it! We are underway in the Kim Possible 300!